Below are some specialy selected poems written by members of the Anti-Cow Club and other people. If you wish to add a poem to this page then simply click on the link below to send it to me. Write "Cow Poetry" as the subject of the message, and include your name, age, and e-mail address. I will add poems that are clean, contain no foul language, and that are at least slightly amusing (having to do with cows or something similar.)

Walking down a twisty road one day, I saw a cow eating Whey. Cows are stupid, No doubt about it, That is why I am going to slit it's neck (doesn't rhyme). Blood came gushing, Blood came pouring, Man, oh man is this ever boring. I decided to make it fun, And so it was that I decided to play a pun. The man was eating, When along came I, And tossed a cow head onto his pie. He wasn't very happy, and he wasn't very sad, In fact, to tell you the truth, he looked kind of glad. He looked at me with a happy face, And said, "man, I wish I had some mace, To shoot into this poor cows face." And so it was that my journey ended, Another cow's life was properly amended.

 Mary had a big fat cow, 
 It's fleece was black as sin.
 It was dumb enough to smash its head,
 Into the side of its pen. 


So one day Mary took the cow,
To the school with her one day.
The cow was brought into the lab,
Where the students love to play.


The cow was put to sleep with a shot.
They cut open its body.
They worked all day and all night,
And took breaks when they had to go potty.


They ripped back its skin and peered inside,
Its guts fell out as they removed its hide.
Everyone laughed-no one cried.
The poor cow had no pride.


Mary had a big fat cow,
Now it has no fleece.
They ripped it off when it was still alive,
Piece by piece by piece.

Yesterday, I saw a cow so far away,
I knew that it was mine to slay.
Oh yes, mine to slay.


Suddenly, a wave of remorse came over me,
The cow would be half the cow it used to be,
Oh yes it would be.


So today, I took my dynamite oh yea,
I stuck it up its rear where it would stay.
Oh yes, sure to stay.


Suddenly, I lit a match for all to see,
Lit the dynamite with all my glee.
Oh yes, with glee.


Gratefully a rain of flesh came over me,
Blood and guts rained down on me,
Yes rained down on me.


Suddenly, I saw another cow by me,
A burning hatred engulfed me,
Oh yes engulfed me.