The Anti-Cow Club was started by Matthew Hutchens and *?* for the purpose of ridding the world of the evil cows(which is all of them). Together with the help of Anti-Cow Agents and their contacts in the underworld, this goal is made more possible.

The Anti-Cow Agents job is to report anything that has to do with the cow world-domination movement, and do what is possible to detain it until help can arrive. The agents are not alone however, because to help them are special individuals known only as contacts.

The Contacts can be any individual from Barney to Mickey Mouse who has not already affiliated with the Cows. Such individuals already in league with the Cows are known as Truffles. These Truffles make life very difficult for the Anti-Cow Agents and their Contacts due to the tremendous amount of aid that they give to the Cows. The Contacts however, battle to gain as much information as possible to give to the Anti-Cow Agents in order to fight back. *Beware however of the double agents.

Anti-Cow Agents are also known for their special poetry writing skills. These poems are used to decrease the moral of the Cows and the Truffles, and at the same time boost our own.

Special messages (also known as e-mails) are used to convey information from one Agent to another. These messages tell of certain events that recently happened in the Cow world, and suggestions on how to stop them. These messages are written about once a week and sent to the Anti-Cow Agents all over the world. Sometimes included in these messages are little poems to help boost our moral.

If you are interested in joining this elite force of Anti-Cow Agents all over the world, then simply click on the link below to find out more information.